Cell Phone Lookup Avenges a Woman's Wrath

One fine day, a woman shopping for groceries received a message on her cell phone. She checked her inbox, and totally freaked. Someone had sent her a porn video. That alone would have been bad enough, but when the star of that video is one's husband, well ... it's not good. This lady had her head screwed on right. She spent some time ranting and raving to her friends, of course. But then it was time to devise a plan.

The woman knew a thing or two about private investigation. She ran a cell phone lookup on the number from which the video had been sent. This led her, quite predictably, to the residence of her husband's mistress who was trying to break up her boyfriend's marriage, and obviously succeeding. Her joy was premature because she received the beating of her lifetime and lost most of her hair extensions. To add insult to injury, the married boyfriend was none too happy about her conniving tactics, and broke up with her, instead of marrying her, as she had hoped.

The enterprising wife got a really hefty divorce settlement. To support his living expenses and meet alimony/child support obligations, the rascally ex-husband sold his flicks to a video production company that appreciated his unique talent. Word is, these days when he is not working, he is really into lobbying against online services like cell phone lookups.